It’s a tradition in the Midwest for trick-or-treaters to tell a joke to earn their candy. Here’s a few video production Halloween jokes (and a few just for fun) that might tickle your funny bone! Don’t worry, these jokes are all kid-friendly. Happy Halloween!
SCARY SCRIPTING
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a script? Because there are so many plots there!
How do you write a script about Halloween? With a “ghost-writer”.
FRIGHTFUL ACTING
Why was the actor afraid to audition for the scary movie? He was afraid he’d get Cut!
Why was the skeleton actor afraid to get in front of the camera? He had no guts.
Which ghoul is the best dancer for a music video? The Boogie Man!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mass-SCARE-a!
SKELETON CREW
Why do mummies love the last day of a video shoot? Because it’s a wrap!
Why wouldn’t the sound editor go to work? The BOO-m mic scared him.
What did the witch coven eat when they cut for lunch at the beach shoot? Sand-WITCHES.
Why don’t vampires make good cameramen? They suck.
When does the skeleton crew start their crew call? In the moaning with their coffee… with scream and sugar.
What can’t you give a headless cameraman? A head ache!
THE BIZ
Do zombies eat movie popcorn with their fingers? Nope, they eat the fingers separately!
Where do famous werewolves live? Howlly-wood!
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist? He was “repossessed.”
Why couldn’t the vampire become a celebrity actor? Being caught in the lime light burned… and there was too much at STAKE. (double whammy!)
Do you have a good Halloween joke? Let us know before Halloween and we may just add it to our list (keep it clean, folks!).
HAVE A SPOOKY GOOD IDEA?
Now that your creativity’s going, you may have a spooky good idea for a video your customers will go batty over! Give Silverback a call at 866.828.8384 or contact us to schedule a consultation.
